Can you tell what it is yet?

Correct.
It's a Jakey-Boy.
And one that hasn't moved for approximately 9 hours.
9 hours!
What bliss.

He's moving now though.
Having a bite to eat.
He may even soon be showing signs of wanting to go out shortly.
Have you seen the weather out there Jakey-Boy?
The weathermen have put us on orange alert.

Can you have too much Vitamin C?

I quite like mine served with a shot of sloe gin...