Handy dentist

Well today was always going to come. I went to the Dentist, no word of a lie, for the first time in at least 14 years. Not proud of this - no mam - but it jut sort of happened. Everything in a dentist has changed from when I remember. Touch screens, Sky News on the ceiling, they count your teeth and say strange words after it, Radio 4 isn't on in the background, they don't stick their fingers in your mouth as much. I asked the Dentist not to shout at me at least three times because of my absence....

Anyway other than the unsurprising news that I needed some pretty extensive work done the biggest disappointment was her gloves.... what an earth were these I thought as she mentioned the word root....