Fudge

He lives next door most of the time. He is half cat, half dog and half human. (I never was very good at mathematics [or science])

Today we had an INSET day. I made a structure out of jelly babies and spagetti. It was meant to support a Mars Bar 50cm above the ground. It did not.

It felt strange killing the jelly babies; I assume impaling them on spagetti is fatal. I have heard that they scream if you set fire to them? I am not cruel, so I have never attempted this.

However my jelly babies must have been substandard, it was either that or the particularly wobbly spagetti I was given. I cannot belive that my triple helix design with the fibonacci spiral base was the cause of my confectionary mis-function - tower collapse.