And there s/he was.

I went out to unplug, and roll up, the "Lecky" and this greeted me. A bit of watching established that it seemed to be a regular visitor. Each pitch had a light-topped Pillar, with a drop down front revealing electrical outlet, tap and TV connection. (How's that for posh?)
S/he kept popping up into the uncovered space, where there was evidence of a tiny amount of water gathering ability - maybe enough for a thirsty Robin.
AND - just for fun - I couldn't remember if this has ever been blipped since this 6 yrs ago.
There IS a certain similarity, don't you think?
The uninitiated/furriners may not be aware that "The Bog" is Britspeak slang for "The Toilet"