Super Duck
Q: What time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn!
Q: What's another name for a clever duck?
A: A wise quacker!
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
(Foul weather!)
What do ducks watch on TV?
(Duckumentaries!)
Q: What did the duck do after he read all these jokes?
A: He quacked up!
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