Pillow talk

Whilst most couples may whisper sweet nothings to each other before heading to the land of nod...Arlene and i argue over bed space and what line of the bed not to cross!

I am much bigger than her therefore i get more sleeping space yes?

She claims that it should be an equal share even though she takes up a mere 5% of the bed.

This argument has been going on a while now

stubborn?