Dog day.

"I tolja, l nevva wontidadog in the first plaice."
"Bollux it wuz you bangin onunon abaht wontin ter ear the patter of little feet arahnd the ahse."
"I wuz arfter a baybee you knob. Not this stinkin shittin fing. I tell you, if he macks ap my cream cahch agen its im or me."
"Why the fack ditnt yer tell me? Ere, shall we just chuck it over the wall and be done wiv it? noones lookin."
"I lav ewe."