Word endings

I'm building a lot of flat pack furniture at the moment, and having to spend a lot of time at the local recycling facility disposing of the leftover cardboard. Today I found some unexpected (and saddening) items in the skip when I went to discard the latest batch of IKEA boxes. I realise that some may see this as a suitable end to Mr Benn's diaries, but Gray's Anatomy, Jane Eyre and a selection of other literary classics?