U.F.O?

I woke early this morning to reports of a strange light that had been sighted in the sky.

Many observers claimed it was a spaceship carrying visitors from another galaxy.

The government, however, assured the public that there was no need to panic and that it was, in fact, a rare but naturally occurring phenomenon called "the sun". Apparently there is no need to hide indoors and the event will be over very quickly.

But I think that's just a cover up. The Americans have got one just like it at Roswell!