Could it be a Ron Weasley clone?

After a sleep in. (The shredder slew the electrics and one of us forgot to re-set the alarm.)

Collected eggs from eggery and shot off up to the great metrolopse of Calisle, Gaffer has had some Waterstone's book tokens nibbling at the edges of her purse.

It seems they're very sprog-friendly in there, every time we're in I see a sight not unlike this, except that I don't think I've seen sprawl quite so expertly performed before.