The Bold and the Beautiful

When you're a high school teacher you have to get used to these expressions of youthful masculinity. At my last school, almost every boy's diary was adorned with at least one specimen, drawn by himself or a jesting mate. That they drew phalli and not the alternatives, made me assume it was about power and identity as much as sexuality. Quite probably, it's one of the oldest artforms! Regardless, one must always tut-tut and frown. 

Am I being tuttered and frowned at?! If so, there's a very pretty extra instead.