Usurped

Hello Mishka, my name is Oscar, and I have borrowed your HER for a while.  She has a nice squishy chest which is very comfortable to lean on.

Hey, you keep away from HER - she's my HER, not yours.


The good news is that all has settled down very well.  Uncle Jeff and me are bestest friends, and I have made him fall in love with me, and he's getting very good at thought transference.

I got through a very weak thought signal last night, and SHE is so happy that everything is going smoothly at home.

It turns out that SHE was the only person suffering separation anxiety, not me.