Table fun!

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana."

Groucho Marx

Someone kindly left something on this table for me. I know, decent of them, isn't it? I was just minding my own business you know doing dog stuff when I got a whiff of something rather lovely. So being the kind of inventive dog who likes to improvise, I found a way to get it and tidy up those left over tasty morsels. I know, helpful eh? That's a bit like what aprecious said. A bit. I think her actual sentence involved words that rhymed with 'spittle' and 'rugger.'

It was even more helpful than you can imagine, though, whatever aprecious said. Second I put my feet on it, the table started to move. Rock. Lean. Like that tower in Pisa. My poor paws! I thought "Ey up, and hecky thump, this table's moving!" (I may live in Lancashire but I have a Yorkshire accent!) And it was. Thought for a second that there was an earthquake. Table falls over. Crash! Bang! Whallop! (what a picture that would have been if I lived with an actual photographer?) Timber!

I jumped out of the way - saved from being crushed under the weight of it and having to be rescued by people in jumpsuits. I'm fast. Really fast. That's a bit like what aprecious said. A bit. I think her actual sentence involved words that rhymed with 'rain' 'sin' and 'the farce.'

Still I've stopped it doing damage to any visitors. Where there's blame, there's a claim! She should thank me!

Breakfast outside rudely interrupted b y the 'table' incident. Still, feeling productive again! Better watch out. I'm sure there's a law against being productive three ACTUAL days in a row.