Happy 15th Flora..

Eve's best bud in the whole world ....
She is Tits McGees egg ...
I made some delicious fairy cakes for Flora,her Nan (whom I call OLD WOMAN..)
claims she makes really good cakes ...they are average .... AVERAGE I TELL YOU OLD WOMAN !! mine are best ...
Old woman is Tits McGees mum... They are both stupid .
You can just see Tits McGee trying to get in on the photo of Flora and I .. We had already shoved Eve out of the way ...

Happy birthday flora you are beautiful
.. You were in fact though a hideously ugly baby .. Xxxx