Cat logic

Calliope cat muses:
' I will go outside. (she looks out of the front door) Crikey! It's torrential out there.
Mmm. I'll go straight to the back door as it's bound to be sunny out there. Blow me down, its stair rods out there too! Ah, but this may not be wet rain like every other time...I'll just nip out for five minutes and see. ' (Crazy, sodden cat had to be dried with a towel and put to bed. )