50p

So I was telling my mate Ted the other day that cats can get anywhere wot with us being slim and svelte and bendy and wotnot.

Ok he said, prove it.  I bet you 50p you can't get into this bottle.

I did get into the bottle and he put the top back on and now I can't get out and he didn't give me my 50p and I don't know if he's ever going to let me out and it's entirely possible I'm going to cry in a minute so please turn your heads - you don't want to see a cat cry - it's very messy...........