Hi Donald thanks for taking time off from the campaign trail to return my call. Its great to see that you are leading in all the opinion polls. I read that you are going to throw out all the illegals. That's a great idea but if make an exception for the Irish we will stop drinking alcohol. Not immediately but as soon as our pay check runs out. We will also go to Mass every Sunday and pay up all our taxes (except for the nixers).

My other friends.