Livin' the high life

Forget your smoky bacon. 
I laugh at your ketchup.
Cheese and onion? Hmph, only for the masses.

Some friends who hail from the Maritimes recently went back for a holiday and brought  back a little gift for me. What do they taste like? Don't be silly, lobster of course!
The Maritimes, where they tell me lobster is cheap like chips, is just a short 6200km trip across the entire country. 
Now, if you'll be so good as to excuse me,  I have to get back to my lobster.


Ah well. Until tomorrow....