Pigeon

I am being driven to distraction by this fellow. Every morning for the past week he has woken me at before 8am by attempting to balance on the small bird feeder on my window. He is fat and keeps slipping off. Repeatedly and noisily. I moved the feeder and now he attempts to parade along my windowsill & stares in at me mournfully. He is fat and keeps slipping off. I like pigeons. I have saved them from small children on a number of occasions...but pigeons before 10am when I'm working till late is another matter. If anyone (who doesn't want to eat him) wants to give this pigeon a new home, please get in touch.