The brightest thing in my house

Hallo tony tigerbear here,
Let's face it,
There are times that I am the brightest thing in this house. Especially when moms bed is stripped and I can sleep on the mattress. Mom's room is messy. I like it that way.

It's been a wicked weird week here.
1) Mommy left me
Again
And returned like a year later
(2days)
2) Papa fell. All these EMTs came into my house. They were big and official. And scary. But they did their job. Now Papa has a big white thing on his head. It was taped on. Mom had to pull it off. This hurt Papa. He also has to buy mom a new stove. The excitement never ends.
3) I brought a bag of treats to my Mom to see if she would open them. She said no. Dad slipped me a few. He said we men have to stick together. I'm not fussy, who ever gives me treats is good. I can be had.
4) Oh and I ate a piece of curry sausage tonight by mistake. That's some bad stuff there oh and who the heck makes sausage out of turkey. Look I know sausage I have eaten sausage.....that was no sausage..
5) the stove is broken. So we have no oven. Mom is going crazy.
6) dad is too worried about Papa and is having trouble sleeping. He's up all night.
7) after 10pm, this house is mine. Go to bed Dad
8) I have decided I need to learn to sing more.
9) preferably with Mom and as loud as she does.
10) I love her
11) sometimes I sleep on the table until she comes home.
12) it was a long weekend.....sigh

I have to sign off. There may be a random treat on the kitchen rug.

So G'day down under and sweet dreams to the north!