Wii grumble #1

This MAY become a short, intermittent, series.
When it's boiled down to basics, it's rather as Mr. Micawber said, only applied to Calories.
"Mr Micawber's famous, and oft-quoted, recipe for happiness:"
"Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen pounds nineteen shillings and six pence, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery."
"Midnight snack="Ate too much"
"Didn't exercise"=Ate too much & didn't work it off.
"Indigestion" - HOW does that put any weight on? Or was it another case of "Ate too much."?
"Snacked"="Ate too much".
"Late dinner"= Is it WHEN you ate, or the amount~~~?
"They" blame Drinking for allowing you to over eat. Once per Fortnight we "partake of the waters". This may or may not be accompanied by "Nibbles" - I put about the same amount of weight on THAT day irrespective of presence, or absence, of "Nibbles".
"I don't know" - Could it be you "Ate too much"?