Caption Competition

Had a lovely walk by the River Dee in Llangollen this morning and thought I would treat you all to the beauty that is there. Until a flotilla of rafts appeared to do the white waters and I have never seen anything so comical! Talk about unco-ordinated! The rafters were obviously having the time of their lives but all 3 rafts got grounded, caught in the trees or turned around completely narrowly avoiding catastrophe on numerous occasions.
Wanted to call the picture something witty, but came up with nothing. Suggestions?!

Dramatic and Dangerous Places to Photograph for the Terminally Unfit and Navigationally Challenged.