Another one?

Kylie thought one was enough, but she doesn't get to make the rules, so she eventually settled down on the floor. Earlier there was a trip to B&Q (Ha!) and tomorrow it's Ikea. In the meantime there was a wicked bit of steak from the same butcher in where ever it was that made last night's pie. The only reason we were in the pub was because I had to return the saw I borrowed from the landlord so I could chop up the chairs that wouldn't go out the door. Well, that's my version of events.