Dwayne on Dart TV

I've missed the Dart. 
Two whole month without my favourite green and yellow train... 

Got on a rather busy carriage this morning that had two full sets of free seats! 

I wonder if it had anything to do with the close vicinity of Dwayne, and Jerry, and Big Blue Eyes, who were merrily on their way to the 40 foot for a splash. 

With just the bare essentials with them in a shoulder bag: an old pair of shorts-cum-swimming togs each, a towel, two liter bottles of Smirnoff, two big bottles of 7UP. 

Always the giver of unsolicited advice, I sort of hinted at the fact that too much vodka before a dip in the icy Irish Sea may not be exactly conductive to aquatic prowesses. 

I wished them good luck, with the diving, and the drinking, and the sunburns. 

I'll email them the shots. 
If they ever resurface.