O....M....G....

Just check out those feet will ya!

Hey Hester?

Yes Brian.

Hester.... come here, I need help

What's the problem now Brian?

There's a lorikeet checking out my feet.  What's wrong with my feet?  Hester, what's wrong with my feet?  They are bright red.  Hesteeerrrrrr.

Oh, for heavens sake, Brian.  We've been through it before.  In Spring a young man's fancy turns to... well, it doesn't matter what it turns to.  But you have to have red feet to do it.  Trust me in this.

Then why is the lorikeet staring at me???  I'm frightened.

Don't worry Brian, he's just jealous.  All that colour, and he can't even make his feet red ready for Spring.  I know who I fancy and it isn't him.

Brian..... Brian.....let's go home.

Oh, Hester!