Finally.... A Solution....

.... following the introduction of the much loved trams last year, there were a number of complaints from cyclists that the tramlines were the cause of them falling off!

I mean, lets face it, those pesky tramlines are difficult to see and have a habit of leaping out at you with absolutely no warning what so ever!

Well, finally, the pretend Scottish government have come up with a solution.   Yes, you've guessed it, they are going to give everyone a unicycle.   In one simple stoke of genius the number of bicycle wheels getting caught in the tramlines will be reduced by 50%!!!!

Here we see the Minister with too much time on his hands...... errr I  mean the Minister for Transport demonstrating his genius idea.

It's good to know that they are always looking to give tax payers value for money!