One of these tries, I'll manage it.

Alias Comedy/Tragedy.

I've heard it said that, if you make a face from two left halves, or two right, they may look totally different from one another.

I've been trying, off and on, for some time: this is as near as I've been able to manage, and publish, and it's still not right if you'll pardon the pun.

One's two lefts, the other's two rights.

One day I'll get both noses the same width, I think if you can visualise and average that'll be about it.

It seems my left half was happy about something or other.
THAT was before it saw this attempt: now the right half is, probably, nearer the truth.