Go Fish

This is the latest gem from my mother; a fishing sleep suit.

This wouldn't be so bad if she went fishing, but she doesn't.

She's bought it for winter as she complained her house is draughty and she's always cold. I've always know she was tight resourceful but even this is a new one for her.

I don't get it. I know some people genuinely can't afford to put their heating on in winter, but my Mum isn't exactly hard up as she told the neighbours how much her next cruise is costing her so I don't know why she's so miserly in this respect.

Each to their own eh?