New book

Publishing news
 
At last! Eagerly awaited by those of us who read “The Less Than Helpful Salami Slices” and “The Frankly Obstructive Diced Carrot”, now comes  “The Co-operative Whole Cucumber”, thus completing Stig Larceny’s “Meat and Two Veg” trilogy.
 
Once more fear and disgust stalk the lonely supermarket aisles. In another black saga of violence and depravity plus high-speed trolley chases, Inspector Morrison Liddle returns to bring justice and order to the world of retail shopping..
 
For those who like their detective thrillers to be full of sex, violence and comparative grocery prices, this is the read for you.
 
“At 49pence this represents amazingly good value”  The Daily Mail
 
 
“ Co-operative cucumbers like to say Yes“ Sado-Masochism Daily
 
   
“The burpless hybrid cucumber variety offers ultra mild-tasting fruit that are better for slicing than pickling, with high-yield vine growth.” Monty Don