You stupid fool .. You have awoken me ...

As penance for the sheer stupidity of this error I will now claw the top of your head when you relax back upon the sofa ....'
Princess Mitten kitten the 1st is 9 years old this week ... We are not sure of the exact date ...she only replies to her nickname Mitt mitt and occasionally looks up if you shout 'STOP BLOODY CLAWING THAT CHAIR' ..
I love ALL my pets very much .. Mitt mitt is special though as she beats up new comer dogs that I pet sit for,she's more dog in her behaviour than cat and also she's CRAP at jumping and prefers to walk up wooden furniture ..insert my furious look here ...
Here we are on my new (but old ) red leather sofa... My friend the clever lady (Lucy's tutor for the last school year ) gave it to me ... It's beautiful x