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Years ago we used to buy & sell flats in Manchester. Every Wednesday we'd head up to M6 to do battle. Often on the way home we'd call in to Keele services for some KFC as invariably it would be late & we wouldn't have eaten. One night we turned up ravenous to be told by a young, uninterested girl behind the counter that we could order but they had no chicken.
She seemed completely bemused as to why we were in fits of guffawing asking each other if we might order Kentucky fried pigeon or maybe ostrich instead.
As we passed Keele services Today i giggled as we passed what is known to me as the Kentucky Fried Not Chicken store. We were on the way to Legoland discovery centre.