Boat People

The boat club meeting!

Not much to report. See these fekking seagulls about the locality, though? And I don't mean down at Granton (aye, beside the sea), I mean up town. Twice (yes, twice!) in the last week I've seen guys feeding them bread - huge swarms (aye) of seagulls, all around them, on the wheelie bins. And each time the feeder is clearly some bampot geezer. I tapped my head at the one this morning. He opened his windae. They're animals, pal, he shouted. Just same as you. Animals!
I think Mr Zoologist man should see how many of the delightful fucking shiting squawking creatures the local area could support if he threw even more food out his window.
The food banks are clearly too generous round our way.