Getting Crafty

Just made curtains for the awning. 4 cheap shower curtains, trimmed to the right length , bamboo canes for rails and it's done. Then Bill found the right curtain rails stuffed away in the bowels of the van and curtailed my crafty smugness somewhat. In revenge I used the offcuts to make lovely big flouncy tie backs. Bill may have to resort to talking football to rediscover his masculinity, pity he knows nothing about football then.