Beardism......

.....I fear my practice of scraping hairs from my face with a metal blade every day has influenced young Owen. He is grandson and nephew to three beardies, so it will come as a shock to the family that my blatant beardism has rubbed off. I worry that I may become a target of the BLF for brainwashing the child.

I'm having that 'stay up and watch the election and then go to work unshaven tomorrow' dilemma too folks. [Edit] Still up at 00:58 GMT and its beginning to look better for the good guys