Quotes of the day

The wee lady might be monopolising the photos but it's the wee man that has the best chat...

Sitting down at the breakfast table, the wee man blurted out "I want some meat"
"What?" I asked
"Meat"
"You want meat for breakfast?"
"I want some chocolate meat"
Fair play.  If I had chocolate meat, I might fancy it for breakfast too.

Another classic...
"Who's hiding in the pigsty?" the wee man asked rhetorically.
"Pigs!" he shouted
"Who's hiding in the dadasty?"
"Dada!"
At least I keep good company