How can you be bored at the Alhambra?

On our way to the next leg of our Spanish jaunt we stopped in Granada to see the incredible Alhambra. We kept getting caught up with this party of Japanese tourists and the lad with the peroxide hair always looked like he'd rather be somewhere else.
His arms were covered with tiny temporary tatoos to add to the bored teenager image while he skulked, doing his best to not look at anything.
Oh, and don't even mention selfie sticks.