Diary Of A Ginger Kid

I've been rearranging furniture and clearing crap from cupboards today. The bin is full but i did find one little gem - Diary Of A Ginger Kid -the small lad's year 6 diary.

The day in question seems to have been quite eventful - a judo lesson with a big, scary bloke who didn't have English as a first language and spent the lesson getting cross with them all.

I particularly like the line "I did not enjoy the lesson at all and shivered whenever he came near me." What he lacks in judo skills he more than makes up for in descriptive English ones.