Splendour.......The Comings & Goings .......

Discarded Boots......& Drunken Mud Men.

Splendour in the Grass...... a music festival is happening just up the road from us ......so as you can imagine there are hoards of teens coming and going and doing very unusual things....god bless 'em.

Jaiya and I have noticed that there are all sorts of boots and shoes strewn on the highway....obviously chucked out the car windows to make way for the gumboots that have become the perfect fashion accessory for the knee deep mud that has to be waded through in the festival grounds. 

We were told this afternoon that the Ambo's can't get their  trolleys through the mud to pick up expired and drug f****d teenagers ...they are having to resort to old fashioned stretchers........(no judgement ....a lot of us have traveled down that road).

The little guy and I went in the opposite direction to the river for the afternoon sun.........we still encountered some very strange goings on thats for sure.....it was all rather entertaining really ...and there was some very mysterious cloak and dagger stuff going on.It was a very good thing to be an old girl with a camera a dog and a little kid......we could be almost invisible to surreptitiously check it all out.

Now talking about the dog and invisibility....he actually did disappear for ages...we had to go looking for him. Of course we found him hanging around the caravan park especially as it was tea time for some folk...(he was following the food...he stole a sausage once). He was chomping on something....I got really angry.........his very strict and expensive diet  went  out the window with rotten old chips or with what .....really I dread to think....oh well if he starts to scratch again............

What has been a very long ramble on I do have to add here that the funniest thing I saw though was a bloke in a floppy hat ......off his chops covered in mud with just his eyes visible holding his iPhone as if it was the Holy Grail...I nearly peed my pants laughing...you just had to be there.

A friend posted this yesterday ...loved it.


MORE MONEY IS SPENT ON BOOB JOBS
AND VIAGRA THAN ON ALZHEIMER'S
RESEARCH, BY 2040 THE ELDERLY
WILL HAVE PERKY TITS AND STIFF C***S
AND NO F*****G IDEA WHY.