Motherly Thoughts

There are three, of them. do you hear me three of them and they're driving me nuts all day long they want something food, fluffing, something, and I can't get a moment's peace, not one minute to myself unless I stand on the other end of the roof where they can't get to me, but they're out of the nest and getting closer all the time and still squawking at me for something and I don't know where dad is as usual, he's never around when the kids want him and boy am I going to have words with him when he gets home and he better be bringing something to occupy them, nobody told me motherhood would be like this, it was all "oh, you're going to be a mommy, how wonderful", sure, where are they now, i need a vacation, and if he ever comes near me again i'll crush his beak.  

(see extra photo for kids)