Chauvinist

"I'm a chauvinist, me"
"It's women's work, pushing trolleys"
"You can take my photo, always happy to have my photo taken"

His wife carried on serenely, having no doubt been listening for the last 40 years. 

Going away tomorrow. No wi fi in log cabin. Occasional wi fi in pubs and cafes, might turn comments off....never know what's best.