Why did I come in here?

By Bootneck

The Hand of Glove

That's a footballing allusion for those who, like me, couldn't give a monkey's left nipple about Euro 2012.

No wonder kids have to request morning after pills if this is what they are buying as contraception. I leave it to your vivid imaginations, don't let me down.

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