This Is Edinburgh

How we do cycle infrastructure here:-

1. Come up with a vaguely reasonable idea
2. Cufk it up
3. Dig it up and start again
4. Kfuc it up again
5. Reckon its good enough and leave it there
6. Start allowing the dumping of road signs, parked cars, moving cars and other detritus in it.
7. Watch cyclists give in and go back on the road
8. Berate cyclists for not using the "perfectly good" infrastructure.
9. Pat yourself on the back for a job well done.