Mo's picture story

By jettygirlx

Tap's Oan!

In the West of Scotland  this spring and summer, only a day or two have been Taps Aff!

However, hopeful of further Taps Aff days to come, I am so pleased that magic Mark the Plumber has ensured that this Tap's Oan.  After decades of a duff outdoor tap which required that I tie my hose on with a poly poke, I have this gleaming creation.  Come oan ye su--un!!

Translation
In the Best Place in the World  this spring and summer, only a day or two have been sufficiently warn to permit the removal of cosy clothing.!

However,  hopeful of further very warm days to come, I am so pleased that an expert local tradesperson has ensured that this tap has been expertly fitted to an exterior wall.  After decades of a useless and antiquated outdoor tap which required that I tie my hose on with a plastic shopping bag, chargeable at 5p from a major grocery chain,, I have this gleaming creation.  Come along, Oh sunshine!!!

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