Groan.....

.....bloody milkman (who whistles just loud enough to register on the cat radar), bloody cats (who then sit in a line beside my bed and 'mau' to be out), bloody birds (who whistle and caw.....just because they're evil, feathery beasts, especially seagulls)....can I just say that 3 o'clock in the morning has to be the worst time to be woken up, and that's the third time in the space of a week....I'm not happy, I might have to eat cake......