Floating

This is what the poor Baslers have to do to cool down when it is 37C--they jump into the Rhine with their clothes in a bag and float a couple of kilometres down the river on the fast current. I thoroughly recommend--one of the best swimming experiences ever.

Later in the day I walked into an antique map shop:

Shop owner: What do you want?
Me: Oh, nothing...I'm just having a look around really.
S.O.: Do you want to buy or are you just looking?
Me: I'm looking to see if you have anything I might want to buy.
S.O.: Museums are for looking; Shops are for buying.
Me: *&#%@@#^. If that's the way you are going to be, then I will buy elsewhere.