I told you...

not to touch, said Pat!

I arrived at work and the electrics started to play up. Some of the circuits tripped....I'm trying to sound like I know what I'm talking about here...the cookers, the coffee machine, the till, the card machine all went poooff. We flicked fuses, we unplugged stuff, we fiddled and faffed....then we phoned an electrician. He sorted it....then it went out again. 

He sorted it again but it was temperamental all afternoon. At one point the fuse box arced...well that's what David said. I just know it flashed and crackled. I went to flick the main switch, "DON'T TOUCH THAT," shouted Pat....Pssssttttttttttztzzzz!!