He might be famous...

...but with that hair it was hard to tell.

"Get your hair cut and stand nearer the soap next time you wash" I muttered as I passed by. But that was only the jealous curmudgeon in me.

In his mind he was on the main stage, head lining Glastonbury in front of 30,000 avid fans. In reality it was up a side street with just me to hear his frantic licks belting out of his 10 watt amplifier.

And he didn't even know I was there.