Beardless

I decided to shave my beard off today. Two things drove me to it: 1) I saw a picture of Noel Edmunds and felt my beard resembled his too much for comfort 2) I've had this cough and caught a reflection of myself coughing in a mirror. I looked like an old tramp.
My daughter was dismayed and has said she won't give me a kiss until I grow it back.