Fashion

Overheard in an M&S clothing department...

(Well, I didn’t hear what he said
but) she said:

Says you.
In that.

With a hole
in it.



Fashion Statement

We might opt for hipsters
We might favour flares
We might decide on denims
And we won't care who stares

We might lounge in leathers
We might select sharp suits
We might slip on slippers
Or steel-capped bovver boots

We might raid our wardrobes
Just to show you what was worn
When we were the height of fashion
And you had not been born

Underwear