Possession is 9/10s of the law

hallo! Tony Tigerbear here.
Reporting from my townhouse in the living room.
Well, I won this round. It's mine all mine. I made her go away. She has admitted defeat and left me alone.this has been a really hard week for Tony Tigerbear.
Some things that have happened to me:
1) my mom ran away from home. Yet again another "gig" what is that? Oh that's mommy talk for " I will be leaving you, alone in a dark house with no one to take care of you. No food no water"
2) ok that's not true my dad and my Papa were here. Daddy and Papa fed me and both slipped me extra treat or two.
3) it's important not to let mom know that happened.
4) if you cry really loud when she comes home, Mom thinks I am saying I miss her and I am really saying " I can't believe you left me with no food or water for four days"
5) mom smelled like another cat.
6) she didn't mention it however, I saw a picture of one on her iPad.......
7) he was........a Siamese cat.......ugh
8) this box is awesome.
9) I can sulk in here for hours.
10) I can pull all the way back and mom can't reach me..
11) damn there is a hole in the top.
12) if Ethel is in there.......let her sleep.
13) she is one dangerous Hombre.....(.dad said that the other night. No idea what that means.)
14) that doesn't mean that it's hers.
15) wait, my skylight is blocked ( I thought it was raining).
16) mom has brought some flowers into the house.
17) they smell almost as good as she does.
18) if you push the vase of flowers to the edge of the table and push against it........she says bad words.
19) that is a riot
20) she loves me no matter what
21) still too dark I guess I will go up to my house roof and survey my kingdom
22) I am so glad I scared Mia off.
23) I guess she knows who is boss!

Ok good morning Downunder! And goodnight To the north!
Mom says that's important.